i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
(Source: lintott, via beyoncebeytwice)
when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
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My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
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